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a little load of stuff about the band known as Phucupz
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The history of Phucupz Anonymouz... (note: this history is about 3 years old. one of us may even update it one day..... or not)
some time ago...around 2-3 years ago, some students of Boundstone Community College (even tho its actually a high school but its called a colllege..go figure..) needed a emsoble (but spelt right) piece of music...thats a group piece for unmusicy ppl. so a group of students:
Matthew "Krark" Markwick-on guitar (even tho he had only brought a blue squire 6 string guitar 1 month before)
Alexander "Xander" Dodd-on bass (has been playing for 1 year and could only play the formula 1 bass riff and the pretty fly for a white guy bas riff)
William "crybaby or Nodez" Nodes-on Drums (has had lessons but doesnt really do variations on drums well)
Alan "B'dy" Body-piano "has been playing piano for a while so ws quite good"
Alesha Pontin-Singing " had been having lessons but in the end never sung for us!
we ended up playing a punk rock version of pretty woman, although the recording was shit and only Alan and Xander used the submitted the piece forthere grade....Xander got an E and ALan got a C...u couldnt hear the bass at all cause there was one mic between teh guitar amp and the bass amp. after alot of practice, sore fingers (xanders bled and actually went numb and couldnt play for a night of practiceing) the piece sounded ok...even tho we didnt have a singer cause Alesha refused to sing "pretty woman!"
so we broke up for high school when we all hit 16, Alan moved to chichister college and Alesha went to a horse college but left it. so it was left with Krark, Xander, and Nodes...
this stayed for quite some time and at teh begging all we played was pretty woman and all teh small things which we learned waaayyyyy b4 everyone else b4 it even hit the chart so there!!!
Xander got a distorian pedal but Krark moaned that
bass shouldnt have a distorian pedal...the band learned a whole lot of other songs by other ppl and one or 2 by ourselves, other songs included songs by the offspring, blink 182 and um....we mainly kept to those songs but we hung out and practiced occasionally practiced at a girl called Dannielle P's house
a few montehs later actually some time in 2000, in Lodge Hill..some residental ripp off place which sucks and everyone gets head apart from the band members cause were uglee!!!ne way talking of uglee ppl....we met the second guitarist Lewis!!!!
Lewis had a classic guitar not an elctric one, and he helped my learn Alyson Hannigan unsuccessfully on the guitar and bass. so after that Krark and Xander asked him 2 join...
since then we have recruited anoter drummer who practically takes the place of nodez as he is NEVER THERE!!!!by a drummer who doesnt own a drum kit..but then again neither did Will!
so the band is now how it stands with a new 7 string guitar a HELL OF ALOT MORE TALENT THAN B4, a load of modifications, a 6 string elcetric guitar for Lewis a load of other ppls sounds and 21 of our own, with Lyrics written mainly by Xander and Krark and Lewis mainly coming up with music this is the band
Matthew "Krark" Markwick- 7 string Ibanez electric guitar with a distorian pedal (well he will have one of his own and stop using mine on the 12th of August...NOTE HE HAS ACTUALLY GOT ONE NOW YAY!!!!)is very good at improvisation as his other instrument is a violin can play a load of songs He is also the leader of the school orhestra being 1st violin n all....
Alexander "Xander" Dodd- 4 string customised westfield bass with seymour duncan quater pound 4 P bass pickups and extra slinky, with and a load of paint and stickers! and a gfx 707 sound effect pedal. can play mainly punk rock bass lines (aka easy bass lines lol) and writes most lyrics and one song or 2 songs. can play ska basslines but there hhhaarrrdd!!!!!
Lewis "Vray","Mes-sigher" Macgillyvray (but spelt wrong)- 6 string electric squire with ernie ball regular slinky strings...mainly taken off Krark as hes too cheap to get his own....*sighs* not really Lewis, only joking! with a zoom gfx 707 sound effects pedal
Jason "Kerone" Shurey-been playing on his bed with drum sticks for 3 years...but still hes better than Nodez uses Yamaha drums the ones from teh school and also plays the 6 string as well
Sarah "Sarz" Wall-the official groupie, and offical HOTTIE!!!, who also plays bass, but sucks at it. Has only been playing for about 4 months, so i guess that's justified.....
so there u go...
(but I suck and ive been playing for 3 years so there!!! lol)
we have ppl who come to our rehursals and stuff and were gonna use another bassist as well as me when we go 2 america so where gonna use Sarah ahahahaha surprise Sarah! (Niiiice. i will but next time ask lol -- Sarz) wwe will also need brass players for the Ska song ie trombone, trumpet, Alto Sax (even tho the alto sax is actually a woodwind instrument its the only sax that is...didnt pay attension in class my dick Mr. "My face glows red so often ppl should cut t off and put it up in Las Vegas" Kerney...ne way so if we ask u.....PLEASE SAY YES! thats it....
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Stuff that u dont want to know about us but wer gonan tell u ne way!
* Lewis Guitar is called "Bitchass"
* Xander's bass is called "Willow"
* Xander's guitar is called "Sarz"
* Krark has preformed beastality...actually thats a lie, but he has single handedly Jacked off in several countrys
* Kerone has a Teapot fetish
* Xander is engaged 2 Sarz
* Will Nodes only goes for younger girls cause there to stupid to realise hes semi evolved (i mean alot younger im talking 3-4years)
* The band started when Krark didnt even own a guitar
* we dont even own a drum kit we just have to borrow the schools, which goes for our amps as well, we only have practice amps nothing worth preforming with
* Krark is an evil Genieus
* Xander uses a guitar FX pedal on a bass instead of a bass one...cause he's an idiot!
* Downstairs Buffet, came from something 2 comedians said on Room 101 by the 2 girls from late lunch when they were describeing female oral sex
* Phucupz Anonymouz was made up by Xander when he screamed it for no aparent reason when falling off his skateboard at speed downa hill
* Lancing (where we are) has the highest underage pregnancy rate in the whole of England
* Lancing also is full of inbreds
* Lewis is an ape....*sighs* only joking!!!
* Sarah is offically a sex godess...LEGALLY!!!
* If Sarah and Xander got married and her middle name was Tara her intials would be S.T.D!!!
* Xander tuns his bass up 2loud when playing therefore recieveing beatings from the rest of the band
* Krark is the clone of Xander
* Kerone speaks his own language
* Phucupz Anonymouz have won an award...for makeing shit an art form
* Xander has a the biggest Penis on Earth
* Xander is a constant liar
* NO I...HE'S NOT!!!!
* YES U ARE!!!
* YEAH URE MUM!!!!
* Kerone had played drums only 3-4 times b4 joining Phucupz during his 3-4 years of playing drums, but is still beter than Nodez, his practice on his bed has payed off
* Krark and Lewis are whineing about the band name..but its my band so there lol!!! only jokin Lewis *sighs*
* Krark and Xander once catapulted a dead pigion 25 feet in the air with a skateboard while filming it one camera
* Sarz has been an extra in a film and can be seen it it WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!! my babys a star!!!!
* Kerone walked on set by accident while a film was being filmed in London
* Kerone is believed to be the only member of Phucupz who has eva gone down on a girl
* Xander can't spell its why there are loads of spelling mistakes in the site!
* Xander once had to dress up like a transexual for Kerone....not in a sexual way id like to add!!!
* Kerones drum sticks are called "Fuck" and "Flido"
* Krark, Xander and Vray all have the same middle name, William
* Xander even tho years of slagging off music supplies cause there so freaking slow is now working there
* Xander quit his sommerfield (scummyfield) job in less than a whole week!
* Xander celebarated by eating a spider after he quit
* Vray works in Methvens, a bookshop in WOrthing so try n get him fired ahahaa
* Kerone works in a christian media place even tho he's a wiccan!
* Krarks family wont let him have a job as they think that it will fuck up his grades even tho his grades are incredable!!!!
* krark has now got a job.... working for 'the man' at the Inland Revenue *shakes head in shame*
* we now have a new drummer called Doug McHugh, but i can't be bothered to find out anything to put up about him (see bios)
This addy is a load of shit!
123 Any Street
Somewhereville, USA
123123
Krarks email
Krarks email!
Xander's email
Xanders email
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